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1. The bed has sausage shaped lumps under the covers.
2. When you come into the house after being away only minutes and you are greeted like you've been gone for 10 years.
3. Footstools are placed strategically around the furniture and bed.
4. The house is decorated with Beagle items.

5. The owner is decorated with Beagle items.
6. After the doorbell rings, you can't hear a thing for 10 minutes.
7. Beagle "nose art" is proudly displayed on each window.
8. All socks, underwear, and shoes have holes in them.
9. All squeak toys no long have squeaking ability.
10. The doors to many rooms must remain closed.
11. The owner's bed never remains made.
12. You will find dogs instead of clothes in the laundry basket.
13. When you arrive, you find the living room covered with chewed up napkins, toilet paper rolls, Kleenex, etc.
14. You notice small fox holes in the yard.
15. All waste baskets and trash cans are elevated at least 3 ft. from the ground.
16. A cupboard is full of tiny clothes that were purchased before the owner realized that Beagles would rather remain nudists.
17. The owner talks a lot about getting a super king-sized bed.

18. The living room looks like it's covered with snow due to the batting which came out of de-stuffed toys.
19. The owner had no food yet his Beagle has plenty of premium dog food.
20. The Beagle gets kisses before the owner's significant other.
21. The owner runs around looking for a "sitter" if they're going to be gone for more than a few hours.
22. You notice that the beagle receives more Christmas presents than human kids.
23. All the owner's computer "favorites" are beagle related.
24. The grass is mowed very very very short
 

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ROFLMAO....almost all of these apply to me...

The nose art is in the car too!

I just asked my husband if we could get a king sized bed.

And we haven't been on vacation in years cause we can't leave Buddy....hee hee or out to dinner or to the movies!
 

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25. Most of furniture has "chewed places or deep scratch marks" on it. :sign20:
 

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Great list! My boyfriend and I just bought our bed in August, and already we're thinking of an upgrade to fit both us and the beagles!
 

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Don't forget the kid-proof gates! We have one for every level of the house.

Also have a decal on the backdoor glass so the pups know if the door is open or closed over the dog door!
 

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So many, so true! My car also has the Beagle nose art. As well as sheets, blankets and a dog bed for Jersey's comfort (and to keep the dog fur off the seats as much as possible!).

No matter what though, I would never trade all those Bealge quirks and all that Beagle love for anything in this world. No amount of money could ever make me as happy as Jersey does!
 

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LOL We have lots of dog art car windows too!

You can tell when the Wonder Twins ride vs Stray Jack. Wonder Twin prints are allllllllll the way across the window while Stray Jack's is a dot here, a dot there!
 

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I came home the other day, and it looked like my front window was shattered. Scared the heck outta me! Once I got fully into the driveway, I realized that it was just the sun hitting the extensive "nose art" on the glass. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif
 

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One more...

26. Multiple chairs have blankets or pillows with beagle-size impressions on them.

We hardly have places for people to sit, since Lucy and Flora have claimed so many.

Sylvia
 

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This was a decent day. One toy.





I am now looking at close to 6 toys that have met the same fate as the above one.
 

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One of my pastimes is judging if a stuffed toy
is "patchworthey"... or if it is time to dis-
card it & buy new ones for my "boy's"! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif Goober,
& Homer-the-Huge can be very tough on stuffed toys!!! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif
 

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LOL about the stuffing on the floor. I have a shelf with about 8 de-stuffed toys waiting for "surgery"....i hate to sew..but he loves those toys! hee hee
 

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OMG! How true is that! May I "snag" for my beagle group? I can so relate to ALL of those things! Thank you so much for sharing!

Glenda 'n the wild beagle bunch
 
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