LOL. My dog was the worst humper ever. My poor 11 year old sister was tortured everytime she stood up for a week and sometimes all I could do was laugh cause she would get so embarrassed about it. I put some pennies in an empty water bottle and shook it to make Elvis stop. He's mixed with some sort of hound so he's 45 lb.'s and growing and she couldn't get him off of her. Its just that he wanted to let her know that even thought they're a similar size, he is the boss and she is below him. He even tries it with the cat sometimes. Everytime I bring a date home and they try to sit beside me on the couch he tries this too. Who are they to sit on his couch, near his woman in his house!