I think I've managed to formulate the perfect strategy to get my puppy fix. Henry is so freaking sweet and adorable that my next door neighbors just adopted a beagle mix puppy from the shelter! Now I've got a puppy to play with and Henry has a baby to mother. I have never seen anything cuter in my entire life than watching Henry and 'his baby'. They play together and she follows him everywhere. If Bella gets sleepy, Henry curls up around her and washes her like he's her mom. He lays down and lets her bite him and paw at him, but if she gets too rough he politely knocks her down and wraps his paw around her. Cute! And I get to see it all without pee or poop on my carpet. Eureka!