Last night Menolly was acting really wound up. We went to bed as usual, but she wouldn't settle down. First she started sniffing the entire bed a mile a minute, as if there was something there. Then she started licking my arm like crazy. That tickled, but eventualy I tried pushing her away. She grabed my arm with her paws and wouldn't let go. I corrected her, but she moved on to the other arm. Same thing. I groaned and hid both arms from her. She started digging in the covers and trying to get at my face to lick. I told her to cut it out. She did.
Then the bed started wiggling. I saw a shadow move and out of suspicion I turned on the light.
Menolly was humping my leg!
I kid you not! I scolded her and waited until she calmed down and curled up to sleep before I settled in myself.
Now, I've heard of female mounting a male during mating, but why the heck would a FEMALE dog start humping anything??? Is this normal, or does she have some gender confusion issues? She's still in heat, but that was just...wrong.
Then the bed started wiggling. I saw a shadow move and out of suspicion I turned on the light.
Menolly was humping my leg!

Now, I've heard of female mounting a male during mating, but why the heck would a FEMALE dog start humping anything??? Is this normal, or does she have some gender confusion issues? She's still in heat, but that was just...wrong.