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Imagine your beagle could talk to you. What would be the question/questions you would ask them? Mine would be (even though I know the answer) Are you ever full? Why do you bark at some dogs and not others? What is the attraction of dog/cat poop?
 

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I would tell Jersey that it's OK when we leave, that we're always coming home to her and that she doesn't have to cry for hours on end when she's left alone.
 

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I would ask Snoopy why he has to pee on Susi. I would ask them both, how can you love humans after all they did to you.
 

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i would start with asking sophie why all of a sudden she has a case of the stupids, and pooped in the house 3 times yesterday and once today....right next to me every single time.
then i would ask twitchy why she only wants something while sophie has it, and why she never wants to eat


edit*** oh, and also, what the heck is with all the gas!!??
 

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I'm happy just thinking about your posted question OP....... I would ask My dogs, am I understanding your needs enough? what are the things you want to tell me so I understand you more.
 

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1) Aren't you full yet?
2) What can possibly taste good about my sox and underwear?
3) Why, WHY, must you take up so much of the bed?
4) What's wrong with leaving the toys stuffed and squeaker inside? Aren't they way more that way?
5) Is it the kibble that makes you fart 'cuz, I can change that.
6) Why do have to see/lick/grab everything on the table and counter?
7)If you can pick up something that isn't yours and run around the house carrying it, why can't you pick up something that is yours and put it in your toy box?
 

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Originally Posted By: ssfbeagle2Imagine your beagle could talk to you. What would be the question/questions you would ask them? Mine would be (even though I know the answer) Are you ever full?
Hehe, I know the answer to that one too, it would be a definite NO - Daisy is never full! She would eat until she exploded.
 

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I have asked Megan that same question! How could anyone not search the world over if you were missing. But obviously they did not love her as much as I do. Oklahoma's loss, my gain.
 

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I would ask him:
Why are you always hungry?
Why do you insist in waking up early even on the weekends?
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Why do you like hiding under the bed all the time?
 

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I would ask Am I a good enough beagle mom, what's the best food you have snagged from the counter, do you like when I sing to you?
 

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I think I would ask Rocky why can't you leave the kittens alone? You know you're going to get hurt one of these days!! And I would love to know what's going through his mind as he attacks and throws his stuffie around...
 
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