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Dog property laws

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Saw this on a t-shirt and just had to share it

Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you're playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

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Words to live by, in a dawg world!!! Ours know the part
about the elder ones! And Goober is still the King among our beags as he is the eldest one in our group! I'd rather not
think about the day God calls him home...but he has been
the perfect Beag since his birth & has done a great job of
raising Homer-the-Huge! Goober has been the perfect companion
for over 16 yrs & counting!!!
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