Saw this on a t-shirt and just had to share it
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you're playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.