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Dog property laws

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Saw this on a t-shirt and just had to share it

Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you're playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

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I get a good laugh of this one everytime I read it.

The last one doesn't apply though.... Chloe will claim it as hers even when it's broken
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