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I've noticed a lot of similarities between beagles and toddlers, and I'm wondering what other BeagleWorlders who both beagles and kids think.
When comparing beagles and kids,
Beagles are smarter, until the child is about 3. After that, the beagles are still ahead because of experience, until the child is around 4 or 5.
Children have opposable thumbs. The beagles realize that is an advantage.
If necessary, you can leave a beagle in a crate for a while. Child Protective Services frowns on this practice. (Honest, she went in herself! With her blankie and doll! She was napping!)
Children grow big enough to clean up their messes.
Beagles do not need college educations.
Anyone else?
When comparing beagles and kids,
Beagles are smarter, until the child is about 3. After that, the beagles are still ahead because of experience, until the child is around 4 or 5.
Children have opposable thumbs. The beagles realize that is an advantage.
If necessary, you can leave a beagle in a crate for a while. Child Protective Services frowns on this practice. (Honest, she went in herself! With her blankie and doll! She was napping!)
Children grow big enough to clean up their messes.
Beagles do not need college educations.
Anyone else?